Mystery Crystal Middle Finger Carving – 100% Natural Gemstone – 7cm Tall, 80-90g

The Universe’s Rudest Protection Charm

This 7cm tall, 80-90g middle finger carving is crafted from a randomly selected natural crystal—because sometimes energy cleansing requires a strong statement. Whether it’s black tourmaline (for protection), clear quartz (for amplification), or citrine (for fiery confidence), your mystery stone flips the script on bad vibes.

Why It’s a Must-Have:
✔ 100% natural sass – Channels your inner defiance into spiritual armor
✔ Surprise crystal – Unwrap to discover its metaphysical perks (see photo examples)
✔ Perfect weight – Substantial enough to throw shade, small enough for desks/purses

Uses:
☞ Ward off toxic energy (people, places, or moods)
☞ Give your altar a rebellious edge
☞ Gift it to someone who truly deserves it

Crystal type varies—just like your reasons for flipping off the universe.